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Hey kids!

Welcome to the Rubber Cave, the internet's most awesome superhero hideout! Just like the Rubber Cave at school, the site is a little bare right now, but that's because I'm new at making websites. Don't worry, by now you've read all about me and know that I'm a quick learner. If you don't know about me yet because you don't have my first book, check out the "HOW TO BUY" on the left and ask your parents right away! Then be sure to tell all your friends!

Right now I'm focused on the third book of my awesome adventures in order to get it out to you as quickly as possible. In the meantime, I wanted you to have a way to get in touch with me. Feel free to use the "SECRET TRANSMISSION" to send me a message about anything. Check back on the "LETTERS" page to see if your message got posted with a response from me!

Also, be sure to check out "EXCLAMATION POINT!" for an all new, all different type of superhero adventure! More than 150 pages of the type of superhero humor I know you love!

Make sure to keep on coming back, because just like my collection of embarrassing Principal Freeman photos, the Rubber Cave will just keep getting better and more awesome!

Hark! To the Rubber Cave!

~John

(sigh) Dave says I should mention him too. Dave smells. There, are you happy?